Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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