We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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