im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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