i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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