when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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