It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
She announced her abortion via fbk
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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