I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
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This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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