NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
