I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
