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Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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