with your own penis?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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