But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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