Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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