STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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