What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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