I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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