I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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