I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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