I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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