is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
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nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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