I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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