So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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