what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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