Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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