I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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