Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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