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butt plug

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rubbish cock?

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you suck at this game today

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(260): butt plug (248): anus plug (260): rubbish cock? (248): yes (260): you suck at this game today http://tfl.nu/gu7v

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sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before

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(206): sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before http://tfl.nu/9maa

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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.

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(410): i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job. http://tfl.nu/i6fk

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Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while

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(425): Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while http://tfl.nu/c37v

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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.

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(253): You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me. http://tfl.nu/6xwb

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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.

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(985): she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out. http://tfl.nu/kfuw

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Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.

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(224): Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day. http://tfl.nu/yhb5

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My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.

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(705): My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry. http://tfl.nu/aval

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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls

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(406): Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls http://tfl.nu/v5lo

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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.

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(503): Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home. http://tfl.nu/ow7v

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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight

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Challenge Accepted

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(216): Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight (440): Challenge Accepted http://tfl.nu/bdzo

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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment

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HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF

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(267): he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment (267): HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF http://tfl.nu/xvhl

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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.

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(845): So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love. http://tfl.nu/55s3

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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING

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(831): DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING http://tfl.nu/1232

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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.

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(440): I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house. http://tfl.nu/ronf

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