Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.

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(607): View more from New York

He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges

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(804): View more from Virginia

Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.

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(847): View more from Illinois

The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.

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(970): View more from Colorado

We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am

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(515): View more from Iowa

They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?

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