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• (734): View more from Michigan

  i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.

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  I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU

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  I don't want it.

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  23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...

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• (914): View more from New York

  I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"

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• (214): View more from Texas

  You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.

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