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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me

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• (845): View more from New York

  I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.

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