Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.