THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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