When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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