thus making me awesome and them whores
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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