Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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