i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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