Are we in a gay sports bar?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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