its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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