Where did you get a picture of my penis
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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