thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
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So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize