I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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