just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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