I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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