when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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