i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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