gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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