we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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