like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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