I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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