help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Randomize
