There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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