rhymes with "ouble enetration"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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