what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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