im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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