I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Alive.
So much puke
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
