I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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