No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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