Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I love having hate sex.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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