I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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