i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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